Again.

My credit card expired a month ago. So like a good girl I called my credit card company to make sure my card was cancelled.

Here's how the conversation went:

Me: Yes, I would like to cancel my credit card please.
PhoneLady: But ma'am wouldn't you like to take advantage of the many benefits of your card.
Me: Like what?
PhoneLady: Like the low interest rate.
Me: Yes I got a new card from your company with 0% apr. The one that I'm cancelling and is expired has 11% apr.
PhoneLady: Are you sure you want to cancel your card?
Me: Pause. Yes.
PhoneLady: But you will be losing all the great benefits that come with your card.
Me: Like what?
PhoneLady: Like the low interest rate.
Me: Long pause. In my head "whoaaaa, is it me or what?" and then I say-- I'm sorry I going to have to decline. Thanks though.
PhoneLady: Rudely. OK. Click.


What thaaaaaa.

One more thing I could not understand.
Once again it's funny, but it just didn't make any sense to me.

It just makes me wonder --- what is she eating?? It must be them organic mushrooms.