Ugly Dog

I've always wanted a pug for a pet and I think pugs are super cute. Somehow every time I say that, I get advised to have my eyes examined.

How do you judge how cute a dog is?
There must be a cuteness quotient for dogs, I'm sure.

Once this friend of mine and I were talking about human cuteness/hotness.
He said that he expected the hot chicks to be mean and catty. But he was angered when some ugg chicks had the same attitude. He didn't understand how ugly chicks can be mean and bitchy.

After much discussion and threatening at gun point I realized that there is much truth to this perception.
In the sense that I don't agree with it, I think all chicks have the right to be mean and catty when necessary, however hot or ugly they might be perceived as.

There seems to be an unpublished (unpublished for a reason) rule book somewhere that says -- if you're ugly by international standards you've got to make up for it by being nice.

What if one day Linda Evangelista decided that she wanted to take a leak in front of city hall? I'm sure a night night of drunken revelry will be put to blame. Awww, the supermodel did it to save her bladder. More over it would generate revenue, if some over zealous citizen caught the event on tape that is. Plus the $50 fine for littering.

Now what if a 300 pounder, next door Sally, decided to do the same? Doubt if a $50 fine would cut it.

I wonder if the same applies to dogs.

What if one day an ugly pug and a "cute" (like a maltese-eww-same international standard of measurement) dog got drunk, acted silly and puked all over the floor---

Which one would you smack harder?