Perversions of my grammatically incoherent mind. Rwarr!

Friday, November 30, 2007

It’s a ManDogWorld


The other day I was reading this article about a man in India marrying a dog. Selvan it seems, or whatever his name was, used to throw stones on dogs. The stone throwing eventually lead him to doing some serious dog killing and skinning. Turns out 15 years later Selvan too had some bad karma sprinkled on him and he became paraplegic. So now poor confused Slevan goes to a local homebread astrologer who tells him, “you throw stone at dog, so now you marry dog”.

So what does this mean? Is it a he dog that he married or is it a she dog? Which one is more punishment for his crimes? Who is being punished? What the fuck.

Pah.

One thing seems to be true, they sure know how to mess with your head.

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