Quickie Post

I don't have a talent. Other than my full time tortuous job there's no other thing that I'm better at. Meaning there's no other thing that I could make a living out of. (Ok there's no other respectful thing I can make money out of). I could have been a singer or a dancer or a painter or a race car driver or a lead guitarist of a grunge band or a chef or a swimmer or a ballerina or a ninja or a

Right now all I am is a good engineer, that too not in my mind. But at least the workaholics at my job think so.

---(pukes into a nearby bucket)---

I realized I make good engineering decisions by sheer inborn laziness.

Like...like ..I just like saying like ...so I don't sound too geeky or smart for my own good.

Any job that needs physical work on my part has been solved by me in minutes, without much effort of course.

Job= place screws on the bottom of heavy piece of equipment and then place equipment on stand mounted on floor.

3 people lifting a heavy piece of equipment, looking at me for an extra hand.

Within seconds, almost by instinct ---- I say quick invert the box, so it rests on the floor while I put the screws in, there you guys can take a breather.

Please invert object, place on stand.
10 seconds later, Done.

Standing ovation on a job well done.

Motivation = LAZY BUM.
Maybe that is my talent.

Now's where's the rest of them suckers!!!?

Well, atleast I found one. Tomorrow is another day.